Modern Uses
We know the Pierblock is, at its heart, a metaphor for support,
security, a safe place to stand in the storm of everyday life. But in
our modern, enlightened times, that ‘Perfect Shape’ that Arhimedes saw
holding up the world, can now be found in every aspect of life. Here
are a few examples of the Pierblock’s pervasive influence over our day
to day lives.
Areonautical
engineers discovered that the Pierblock shape is a natural for
stability in low to moderate airflow conditions. Their first
experiments in revolutionary flight design is the “Flying Pierblock,” a
lightweight kite that flies almost effortlessly, even in low-wind
conditions.
The
huge impact Pierblocks have had upon our culture can even been seen in
our culinary pursuits. The winner of last year’s National
Confectioner’s Association Expo in San Francisco, California, was a
delicate, Pierblock-shaped two-layer chocolate cake.
Designer Francois Kohl has fashioned a 112 pound, solid gold Pierblock for Cartier. Price: $2,000,000.
At
the 2000 International Car Show at Moscone Center, in San Francisco,
CA, Daimlier-Crysler showed a Pierblock-shaped concept car to adoring
fans. The car, featuring wireless internet access, heated passenger
seats, and the ability support the weight of it’s garage, could go into
production by 2010.
Riding
the wave of Rubics Cube mania, the Pierblock Snake Puzzle has been one
of the most consistent strong sellers over the last 20 Holiday Seasons.
Coming
back into style with the new retro-rage, along side Lava Lamps and
Ultraviolet Lights, is the Glowing Pierblock – a Pierblock shaped
lucite block filled with tiny lights that sparkle and glow in amazing
patterns!
Of course, who could forget the classic automotive accessory, the Pierblock Fuzzy Dice?
A Pet Cemetery in Colma, California offers a Pierblock Coffin for the eternal rest of your beloved family pets.
Submarines
in the Canadian Navy (there are four) carry emergency buoys which fill
with air when released at depth, and pop to the surface to aid rescuers
in search activities. These buoys are Pierblock shaped, and bright
yellow.- Oh yeah, and they’re used to build decks.
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